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Jay Beaman's 35th
Today is Jay Beaman’s 35th birthday, and if you don’t know who the hell I’m talking about, I can only feel sorry for you. To mark the date, I’ll break my near 6-month silent protest against her soft, pillowy bosom and list my four favorite Beamanisms. One is food related, one is a general bon vivant comment, one has to do with music, which sums up Jay pretty well. The last one is an added bonus, a short little email conversation we had a few months ago
One
This is some tasty business.
Two
Not a goddamn thing wrong with that.
Three
Cover songs are for people who don’t really like music.
Four
Me I gotta confess, I kinda like KT Tunstall. Does that make me a bad person?
Jay No. It just makes you gay.
