On Why God Hates Fags and Abortions

In early 2002, George W. Bush decided that Iraq and Afghanistan were problems. Despite any lack of evidence or even suggestion that either of those countries were a threat or that invading them would bring about any positive chage, he went ahead and bombed the shit out of them.

This is not surprising, all things considered. Whenever a religious fanatic gets an idea lodged in his little brain, he becomes nearly unstoppable, and will resort to any means necessary to quench the thirst. Abortions are wrong? Kill the doctors. America is the devil? Throw planes on the World Trade Center. Almost every religious organization at some point has turned to violence to appease its venegeful, blood-thirsty god, from the Crusades to the Iraq War.

While those courses of action are brutal and bloody, they are nonetheless a testament to the resolve of insane monsters everywhere, from Bin Laden to Bush. Shit needs to get done? Shit gets done.

What do reasonable people who wish everyone would respect each other’s rights to be who they are and live how they feel they should and be taught evolution and not creationism do? They dance to [change] the emotional air of the spaces in and around Rice Park. Oh yeah, the whirling dervish dance of the dirt-worshippers is really stickin’ it to the man!